can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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