God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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