Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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