no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
God, I missed his penis.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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