Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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