she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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