Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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