well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
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Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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