Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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