Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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