There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Are my feet made of real feet?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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