...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
do herpes really smell.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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