Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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