so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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