Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Dear god my vagina.
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