I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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