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i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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