i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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