i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You need Xanax blowdarts
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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