I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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