Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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