I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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