did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
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I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Shame is for Republicans.
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