my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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