I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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