Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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