So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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