can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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