I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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