I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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