Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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