did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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