Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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