i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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