If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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