i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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