Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
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