All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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