the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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