If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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