Don't you send me to vm
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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