So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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