Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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