After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
