so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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