Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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