nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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