idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
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Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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