On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
