Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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