end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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