I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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