I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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