I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Randomize
