whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
wow bdsm is so cute
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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