Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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