I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
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just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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